Tuesday, April 06, 2004





Russian "Flying Saucers" to Grace American Skies

"You might not have to go to New Mexico to see a UFO -- flying saucers are coming to your home skies, thanks to Russian aircraft designers. The U.S. Naval Air Systems Command has signed an agreement with Russia's EKIP Aviation concern to cooperate in the production of unique flying saucer-shaped aircraft developed in Russia, perfect for putting out forest fires and monitoring oil pipelines."

Putting out fires and monitoring pipelines. Right. It's an invasion!

Environment 'stunts young brains'

"The brains of children in many parts of Europe are suffering greater damage from environmental risks than previously recognised, scientists say."

Maybe, from an economic-industrial perspective, "stunting young brains" is actually a fortuitous by-product. Stunt enough young brains with toxins and maybe those kids won't ask questions or file class-action lawsuits when they're dying of cancer thirty years from now.

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