Thursday, September 20, 2007

American Spy Satellite Downed In Peru As US Nuclear Attack On Iran Thwarted

Russian Military Intelligence Analysts are reporting today that one of the United States most secretive spy satellites, the KH-13, targeting Iran was 'destroyed in its orbit' with its main power generator powered by the radioactive isotope Pu-238 surviving re-entry and crashing in a remote region of the South American Nation of Peru, and where hundreds are reported to be ill from radiation poisoning.


OK. Now it all makes sense.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"OK. Now it all makes sense."

I hope that comment was tongue in cheek.

This "KH-13" story is just ridiculous. Absolute bullshit. This is the source of the UFO Updates posting you linked to:

http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index1034.htm

The article is on a website previously used by some conspiracy monger named Booth. The article, by "Sorcha Faal" (not a real name, maybe not even a woman), and it's author in particular, have already been exposed as hoax memeology. Do not believe the article, if you have any sense.

The crater in Peru now appears to have been the result on an impact by a rather rare meteorite (rare in that they rarely make it to the ground), a "stony" meteorite, as opposed to solid, iron meteorite.

No radiation has been detected at the site. KH-13 spy satellite? Shot down by our own military? Gah! Meh! Blarg! More fabricated, Dotyoid bullcrap. *...sigh...*

Dustin said...

I personally wouldn't doubt the shooting down of a satellite story, other than the "targeting of Iran" bit. What exactly was it targeting? With what? How?

However, as soon as I heard that name...Sorcha Faal. That brought back some memories. I wouldn't ever trust a thing out of that source. She/he/they put out some of the most ridiculous stories, have for a LONG time, seemingly always in an attempt to flare world tensions or world distrust amongst different groups of people. I can't imagine what the motive is, but it's nothing on the up and up.

Mac said...

I hope that comment was tongue in cheek.

Yep -- very ... although after writing it I began doubting how well the sarcasm would survive translation.

Anonymous said...

That's what I figured, but wasn't completely convinced. Then, later, I noticed the tags. That cued me in.